Hologram Porn is Coming?

Since the dawn of time, porn has been the leader of new technology. The first moving pictures… heck, even the first pictures… were pornographic in nature. From cave paintings to live streaming, the porn industry has driven technology forward at breakneck speeds. New technology was always funded by the high demand for old technology; in recent years, that system has faced a cataclysmic breakdown. Porn is so widely accessible for free these days that the industry has had trouble making enough money to fund their newest brain baby: Virtual Reality Porn.

That’s what the #GivePornAHand campaign is all about. Top performers, producers, directors, and companies have come together to create the Indiegogo campaign #GivePornAHand in order to fund production of virtual reality porn. The project is already in testing stages. Consumers wear a headset and interact with the video first-hand (so to speak).

“Today is a monumental day in the history of porn,” said Brian Shuster, spokesman for the campaign. “We are releasing the world’s first Hologram porn scenes today, along with the world’s first Synthologram porn videos that feature 2015 performer of the year Anikka Albrite, 2015 Best New Starlet Nom August Ames, and Performer and Director of the year Manuel Ferrara along with the amazing talents of Adriana Sephora and Karlie Montana. This content is designed to show fans just how unbelievably amazing virtual reality porn can be. But without a massive effort, the industry will not be able to afford to create any more content at this level, let alone the next level that we’re reaching for.”

So what is the ambitious next level? Holograms.

“The porn industry wants to start filming porn in holograms and Syntholograms, but the money just isn’t there to create this kind of content in a profitable way.  This may be the first time that porn has failed to drive a new kind of technology, and if so, virtual reality may have a poor outlook with years of stunted development.” Shuster concluded.

Of course the logical next step after that is holodecks full of porn stars. Every Star Trek fan has been dreaming of this day since 1987, and we are so very close to making it a reality. HoloFilm Productions is calling all companies, individuals, and porn aficionados to aid in making this delightful dream a reality. Webmasters and affiliates can get involved by downloading the content available here  http://www.givepornahand.com/webmaster.html and fans can get involved at the main site, GivePornAHand.com. 

If VR porn becomes a reality, it will give the industry the boost it has needed to recover from the blows it has received at the hands of free porn and pirates over the last decade or so.  Anybody can get involved in this campaign. We may be witness to the next incredible technological leap fueled by humanity’s incessant need for bigger, better, dirtier pornography.